Before we're coming to part 7 of the questionnaire, I want to tell a bit more about the upcoming plans. First, I'm planning to go out more often and visit some places. But since I'm the one who has no kids, I don't know when to take my days off. Well, in fact I still got 8 days left and it seems, I can't take them all in 2016. Now, the school summer break is coming soon, then I already have two weeks off. Then there's the autumn school break, many national holidays where others are taking their days off and nobody can leave in December. Meh! Anyway, it just means my destinations are all more or less those that can be reached by car within one day. But hey, there are some amazing places I have to visit. My personal highlight will be the "Hermannsdenkmal", the biggest statue in Germany with a height of over 53m. When I'm in Kassel in September, it's only another hour to drive.
I'm planning to achieve more but that has to wait for a bit. More details are coming next week.
Until then, bye o/
701. What is your favorite mixed drink?
Cuba Libre
702. When answering these questions are you often pulled in different directions, as if committing to one answer eliminates the possibility for all others?
Not really. I’m constantly forgetting how I answered the previous questions.
703. Chicken Mesala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan or Linguini with Clam Sauce?
Veal Cutlet Parmesan
704. If you were alone in your friend's house/room/apartment would you look in their drawers and notebooks?
Nah, I’m not that curious.
705. What would you really like to do but you don't because you are afraid of getting caught?
A lot of things.
706. Of the following, which word best describes you:
702. When answering these questions are you often pulled in different directions, as if committing to one answer eliminates the possibility for all others?
Not really. I’m constantly forgetting how I answered the previous questions.
703. Chicken Mesala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan or Linguini with Clam Sauce?
Veal Cutlet Parmesan
704. If you were alone in your friend's house/room/apartment would you look in their drawers and notebooks?
Nah, I’m not that curious.
705. What would you really like to do but you don't because you are afraid of getting caught?
A lot of things.
706. Of the following, which word best describes you:
responsible, spontaneous, tactful, uninhbited:
Tactful.
707. Which band would you most likely check out?
The Smiths (indi-pop 80's-90's)
The Lords of Acid (acid/house/dance 90's)
Front 242 (80's-90's industrial/dance)
I don’t know any of these bands but after looking at the genres, I have to say Front 242.
708. How can one put an end to procrastination, as a bad habit?
A whole lot of concentration.
709. What feature would you want on your car that is not currently offered?
Autopilot, so I can sleep on my way to work.
710. What kind of poetry speaks to you?
Not much into poetry so I don’t know much about it. I like Poe’s “The Raven”.
711. What is your favorite store that is open 24 hours?
There aren’t any stores here that are open 24 hours, not even gas stations.
712. Do you find that sleep is just so much sleepier when you are supposed to be doing something else?
Definitely!
713. Do you also find that the books you chose are so much more luscious when you have a stack of actual assignments that you should be reading?
Yes, but if I absolutely have to do something, I try to get it done as soon as I can.
714. If you have had the chance to compare the original 5000 Question Survey to this edited version, what is your opinion?
Don’t know the other one. There are more versions?
715. What's the most creative answer you can think of for 'what is black and white and red all over'?
The answer would be “newspaper”, but if I have to be creative, it’s a panda playing with lipstick.
716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over?
Police is making you automatically more cautious even if you know you’ve done nothing wrong.
717. Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead?
Yes. Or they just want to know who got pulled over.
718. It's daddy's birthday. What do you get him?
He likes stuff for personal hygiene. Shower gel, cologne, soap – stuff like that.
719. What's your 5,000 question survey nickname?
Look at the word next to the 2nd letter of your first name
A anything but
B bubalicious
C captivating
D deadly
E erotic
F funky
G greasy
H heaps of
I indie
J jelly
K kinetic
L lasher
M Mr. (or Mrs.)
N neglected
O ogre-like
P parading
Q quacking
R Rico
S stinky
T the one and only
U uber
V Velcro
W wishing for
X x-tra
Y yearning for
Z zoobalee
Now take the first letter of your last name.
A aardvarks
B baboo
C creme pie
D drag queen
E eggbert
F flex
G god
H hell
I Isabelle
J juice
K kisses
L lightning
M mannish boys
N nice
O octopi
P porcupines
Q q-bert
R rainbows
S suave
T tushy
U underwear
V valor
W weenie
X xtc
Y yohimbe
Z zipper
Put the two words together for your nickname.
Tactful.
707. Which band would you most likely check out?
The Smiths (indi-pop 80's-90's)
The Lords of Acid (acid/house/dance 90's)
Front 242 (80's-90's industrial/dance)
I don’t know any of these bands but after looking at the genres, I have to say Front 242.
708. How can one put an end to procrastination, as a bad habit?
A whole lot of concentration.
709. What feature would you want on your car that is not currently offered?
Autopilot, so I can sleep on my way to work.
710. What kind of poetry speaks to you?
Not much into poetry so I don’t know much about it. I like Poe’s “The Raven”.
711. What is your favorite store that is open 24 hours?
There aren’t any stores here that are open 24 hours, not even gas stations.
712. Do you find that sleep is just so much sleepier when you are supposed to be doing something else?
Definitely!
713. Do you also find that the books you chose are so much more luscious when you have a stack of actual assignments that you should be reading?
Yes, but if I absolutely have to do something, I try to get it done as soon as I can.
714. If you have had the chance to compare the original 5000 Question Survey to this edited version, what is your opinion?
Don’t know the other one. There are more versions?
715. What's the most creative answer you can think of for 'what is black and white and red all over'?
The answer would be “newspaper”, but if I have to be creative, it’s a panda playing with lipstick.
716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over?
Police is making you automatically more cautious even if you know you’ve done nothing wrong.
717. Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead?
Yes. Or they just want to know who got pulled over.
718. It's daddy's birthday. What do you get him?
He likes stuff for personal hygiene. Shower gel, cologne, soap – stuff like that.
719. What's your 5,000 question survey nickname?
Look at the word next to the 2nd letter of your first name
A anything but
B bubalicious
C captivating
D deadly
E erotic
F funky
G greasy
H heaps of
I indie
J jelly
K kinetic
L lasher
M Mr. (or Mrs.)
N neglected
O ogre-like
P parading
Q quacking
R Rico
S stinky
T the one and only
U uber
V Velcro
W wishing for
X x-tra
Y yearning for
Z zoobalee
Now take the first letter of your last name.
A aardvarks
B baboo
C creme pie
D drag queen
E eggbert
F flex
G god
H hell
I Isabelle
J juice
K kisses
L lightning
M mannish boys
N nice
O octopi
P porcupines
Q q-bert
R rainbows
S suave
T tushy
U underwear
V valor
W weenie
X xtc
Y yohimbe
Z zipper
Put the two words together for your nickname.
Erotic rainbows. Yeah…
720. You know that shaky feeling that you get when it's all coming to a climax, and everyone involved is breaking into the good kind of cold sweat, working as individuals and at the same time as a single force of energy, and it all meshes together, and for a brief moment, you're holding your breath and tingling all over, and after it's done you're on an explosive and dizzying high for the rest of the night?
What does that feeling come from?
Evolution. In order to make sure humanity will survive, the actual process of ensuring that there will be new generations is made to be enjoyable.
721. How many of your teachers can you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends?
Many of my former teachers already died but I know quite a lot who enjoyed a good beer. Drugs, not so much. Maybe in their youth during the 60s. But I know some people I went to school with who are now teachers. Let’s just say, I know some secrets.
722. Do you like Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass?
Not that much.
723. Write a question and answer it here.
Why? Because!
724. Who is your favorite playwright?
If only I knew at least a single name.
725. What movie has come out recently that you couldn’t have less interest in?
The Jungle Book remake.
720. You know that shaky feeling that you get when it's all coming to a climax, and everyone involved is breaking into the good kind of cold sweat, working as individuals and at the same time as a single force of energy, and it all meshes together, and for a brief moment, you're holding your breath and tingling all over, and after it's done you're on an explosive and dizzying high for the rest of the night?
What does that feeling come from?
Evolution. In order to make sure humanity will survive, the actual process of ensuring that there will be new generations is made to be enjoyable.
721. How many of your teachers can you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends?
Many of my former teachers already died but I know quite a lot who enjoyed a good beer. Drugs, not so much. Maybe in their youth during the 60s. But I know some people I went to school with who are now teachers. Let’s just say, I know some secrets.
722. Do you like Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass?
Not that much.
723. Write a question and answer it here.
Why? Because!
724. Who is your favorite playwright?
If only I knew at least a single name.
725. What movie has come out recently that you couldn’t have less interest in?
The Jungle Book remake.
726. What would the worst movie ever be about?
There is a 10 hour long movie about paint drying on a wall.
727. Do you like truffles?
Never tasted them. I’ve never done a lot of things, it sems.
Do you like Turkish delight?
Never tried that as well.
728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman?
Most of the times, I’d be surprised if someone can be fooled.
729. What's funnier, plants or fire extinguishers?
Neither is funny by itself.
730. For question 720 did you write down sex?
No, but I thought it would be about that.
You pervert, I was thinking of musical theater.
I know, I know.
731. Which is better, leopard print or plaid?
Plaid.
732. What would you consider ordinary?
Breathing.
733. What is out of the ordinary?
Holding your breath for an extended amount of time.
734. Do you ever watch COPS?
No.
735. Is there always room for j - e - l - l - o?
For some, there might be.
736. If you had your own TV show, what kind of show would you make it?
Me going on random quests to gain EXP..
737. Do you know how heavy things like airplanes stay in the air?
If the air is passing by faster on the upper side of the wings, the pressure there is lower than on the lower side and it is pushing it up. For that to happen, a certain speed is required. But to answer the question: yes.
There is a 10 hour long movie about paint drying on a wall.
727. Do you like truffles?
Never tasted them. I’ve never done a lot of things, it sems.
Do you like Turkish delight?
Never tried that as well.
728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman?
Most of the times, I’d be surprised if someone can be fooled.
729. What's funnier, plants or fire extinguishers?
Neither is funny by itself.
730. For question 720 did you write down sex?
No, but I thought it would be about that.
You pervert, I was thinking of musical theater.
I know, I know.
731. Which is better, leopard print or plaid?
Plaid.
732. What would you consider ordinary?
Breathing.
733. What is out of the ordinary?
Holding your breath for an extended amount of time.
734. Do you ever watch COPS?
No.
735. Is there always room for j - e - l - l - o?
For some, there might be.
736. If you had your own TV show, what kind of show would you make it?
Me going on random quests to gain EXP..
737. Do you know how heavy things like airplanes stay in the air?
If the air is passing by faster on the upper side of the wings, the pressure there is lower than on the lower side and it is pushing it up. For that to happen, a certain speed is required. But to answer the question: yes.
738. When do you act the most dramatic?
It happens when my “evil side” is taking over.
739. Are you one of those people who have, "see photo id,” written on the back of their credit cards?
I don’t have a credit card.
740. It's mom’s birthday. What do you get her?
Flowers.
741. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared leaving you wondering 'where are they now'?
Way to many.
742. Would you get angry if you and your girl/boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy?
Not really. But the best will be watching it again with you.
743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey?
42?
744. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle and thrown it into a river/lake ocean?
No, but it’s on my list.
745. If you haven't would you want to?
Definitely.
746. If you ever did what would you write?
Just let yourself be surprised the next NaNoWriMo, where I will fail gloriously again.
747. What do you wish you could always be protected from?
Diseases.
748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime?
Toothpicks.
749. Would you rather watch a video of fish in a tank, or the Yule log on TV?
Fish in a tank.
750. Is it better to be loved or feared?
It happens when my “evil side” is taking over.
739. Are you one of those people who have, "see photo id,” written on the back of their credit cards?
I don’t have a credit card.
740. It's mom’s birthday. What do you get her?
Flowers.
741. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared leaving you wondering 'where are they now'?
Way to many.
742. Would you get angry if you and your girl/boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy?
Not really. But the best will be watching it again with you.
743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey?
42?
744. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle and thrown it into a river/lake ocean?
No, but it’s on my list.
745. If you haven't would you want to?
Definitely.
746. If you ever did what would you write?
Just let yourself be surprised the next NaNoWriMo, where I will fail gloriously again.
747. What do you wish you could always be protected from?
Diseases.
748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime?
Toothpicks.
749. Would you rather watch a video of fish in a tank, or the Yule log on TV?
Fish in a tank.
750. Is it better to be loved or feared?
Loved.
751. What causes you to panic?
That fear of ending up all alone.
751. What causes you to panic?
That fear of ending up all alone.
752. Do you believe that you have a strong personality?
No, not at all.
753. When Jesus saves souls...does he trade them in for valuable prizes?
The Jesus I’ve been told of doesn’t seem to do such things.
754. What resolutions would you make if it were new years?
Live a better life.
755. Why wait?
Because I’m a lazy, cowardly piece of shit.
756. Do you feel like time is on your side or working against you?
Definitely against me.
757. What do you do for yourself when you are down to put a little joy back into your life?
Escaping reality by reading a book or watching a movie.
758. How much Tolkien have you read?
4.
759. These are the songs on the radio. Which are you most likely to listen to:
Time Bomb by Rancid
Dead Man's party by Oingo Boingo
The Sun Always Shines on TV by A-ha
50 Ways to leave Your Lover by Paul Simon
Run by collective Soul
Ugh, I have a weird feeling about that Oingo Boingo one…
760. Do you believe that Jesus existed as a real person?
There could have been a man named Jesus two thousand years ago. The question is whether he really had the power to walk over water, transform water into wine or cure the sick. Then, I highly doubt it.
761. Do you believe he was the son of god?
See above.
762. How do you feel about organized religion?
I can completely understand the concept of a higher being which is always there for you if you need help. But it can lead to some serious problems. Anyone can elieve in anything he wants, s long as he tolerates and respects others that don’t.
763. What sentence have you heard lately, that would sound pretty odd out of context?
It was too offensive to quote it here, but definitely hilarious!
760. Do you believe that Jesus existed as a real person?
There could have been a man named Jesus two thousand years ago. The question is whether he really had the power to walk over water, transform water into wine or cure the sick. Then, I highly doubt it.
761. Do you believe he was the son of god?
See above.
762. How do you feel about organized religion?
I can completely understand the concept of a higher being which is always there for you if you need help. But it can lead to some serious problems. Anyone can elieve in anything he wants, s long as he tolerates and respects others that don’t.
763. What sentence have you heard lately, that would sound pretty odd out of context?
It was too offensive to quote it here, but definitely hilarious!
763. If you had to choose one image to be a symbol of our times, what
would you pick?
The Omega.
764. Name a group of people:
Paul. I name that group Paul.
765. How many of them does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1, it’s not that hard.
766. Do you like the movie The Labyrinth with David Bowie and some muppets?
Who doesn’t?
767. Do you like the movie The Dark Crystal?
Haven’t seen that one.
768. Metallica or Guns N' Roses?
Metallica.
769. Do you follow the Chinese zodiac?
No, but I know I’m a Yang Fire tiger.
770. Do you like reggae music?
Not every song but I like reggae.
771. What makes your life worth it every day?
The hope that it might get better.
772. Do you seize each day and sink your teeth into it?
No. I just wake up, do my stuff and go back to sleep. Maybe some food is involved in there somewhere.
773. I’ve heard people say that Jim Morrison never yawned because he was just so full of life. How often do you yawn?
Several times a day.
774. Who decides what behavior is 'crazy' or 'sane'?
I do. It’s a matter of perspective.
775. Who are the most inspiring artists, musicians, poets, and writers?
I hardly got inspired by anyone ever.
776. Did anything historically significant happen in the year you were born?
Tchernobyl. No, really!
777. Besides blowing out birthday candles when do you make wishes?
Never. They’ll never come true anyway.
778. Are you self-sufficient?
Not at all.
779. Is it better to be wanted or needed?
Wanted.
780. What do you feel is an appropriate age to lose one’s virginity at?
It’s a different age for every person.
781. Do you feel that the appropriate age for girls and for boys is different?
As I said, depends on the person, not on the gender.
782. Are you a hard person to get to know?
Yes.
783. What is the craziest thing you have ever done out of anger?
Slamming the door as a kid.
784. What's the MOST annoying sound you can think of?
People chewing with their mouths open.
785. What's the silliest vegetable you can think of?
Watermelon. I honestly don’t know how a vegetable could be silly.
786. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Most of the time I don’t even believe in love at all.
787. Name one thing you have referred to in the past as “better than sex”:
Probably football.
788. What do you see when you turn out the light?
The light is out, it’s bright day outside.
789. Do you like jazz, blues and/or swing music?
No, the jazz type of guy.
790. Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry?
Silver.
791. In what ways do you want your children to be like you?
I don’t want children. I want to protect them from becoming like me.
792. In what ways would you want your children to be different from you?
Same as above.
793. What was the scariest movie you've ever seen?
Saw 1. Way back then.
794. What was the funniest movie you've ever seen?
Shoe of Manitu. Was hilarious the first time, now after 20 times not so much. Bit still good for a laugh.
795. What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
I had to go to the cinema with my cousin because one of his friends made his own movies. It’s been terrible.
796. Are you a good massage-giver?
Never gave a massage to anyone.
797. What is one question that no one can ever truthfully answer 'yes' to?
Are you dead?
798. Is there more to this world than human beings can perceive?
Things science can’t explain yet? Sure. I do believe in the bubbleverse theory.
799. If matter is neither created nor destroyed then is it possible that you are made up of molecules that once made up Ghandi or Jesus or Einstein?
Could be, but matter CAN be destroyed. Just ask your local black hole. What can’t be destroyed is information. And scientists aren’t too sure about that either.
800. Are you often sarcastic?
The Omega.
764. Name a group of people:
Paul. I name that group Paul.
765. How many of them does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1, it’s not that hard.
766. Do you like the movie The Labyrinth with David Bowie and some muppets?
Who doesn’t?
767. Do you like the movie The Dark Crystal?
Haven’t seen that one.
768. Metallica or Guns N' Roses?
Metallica.
769. Do you follow the Chinese zodiac?
No, but I know I’m a Yang Fire tiger.
770. Do you like reggae music?
Not every song but I like reggae.
771. What makes your life worth it every day?
The hope that it might get better.
772. Do you seize each day and sink your teeth into it?
No. I just wake up, do my stuff and go back to sleep. Maybe some food is involved in there somewhere.
773. I’ve heard people say that Jim Morrison never yawned because he was just so full of life. How often do you yawn?
Several times a day.
774. Who decides what behavior is 'crazy' or 'sane'?
I do. It’s a matter of perspective.
775. Who are the most inspiring artists, musicians, poets, and writers?
I hardly got inspired by anyone ever.
776. Did anything historically significant happen in the year you were born?
Tchernobyl. No, really!
777. Besides blowing out birthday candles when do you make wishes?
Never. They’ll never come true anyway.
778. Are you self-sufficient?
Not at all.
779. Is it better to be wanted or needed?
Wanted.
780. What do you feel is an appropriate age to lose one’s virginity at?
It’s a different age for every person.
781. Do you feel that the appropriate age for girls and for boys is different?
As I said, depends on the person, not on the gender.
782. Are you a hard person to get to know?
Yes.
783. What is the craziest thing you have ever done out of anger?
Slamming the door as a kid.
784. What's the MOST annoying sound you can think of?
People chewing with their mouths open.
785. What's the silliest vegetable you can think of?
Watermelon. I honestly don’t know how a vegetable could be silly.
786. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Most of the time I don’t even believe in love at all.
787. Name one thing you have referred to in the past as “better than sex”:
Probably football.
788. What do you see when you turn out the light?
The light is out, it’s bright day outside.
789. Do you like jazz, blues and/or swing music?
No, the jazz type of guy.
790. Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry?
Silver.
791. In what ways do you want your children to be like you?
I don’t want children. I want to protect them from becoming like me.
792. In what ways would you want your children to be different from you?
Same as above.
793. What was the scariest movie you've ever seen?
Saw 1. Way back then.
794. What was the funniest movie you've ever seen?
Shoe of Manitu. Was hilarious the first time, now after 20 times not so much. Bit still good for a laugh.
795. What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
I had to go to the cinema with my cousin because one of his friends made his own movies. It’s been terrible.
796. Are you a good massage-giver?
Never gave a massage to anyone.
797. What is one question that no one can ever truthfully answer 'yes' to?
Are you dead?
798. Is there more to this world than human beings can perceive?
Things science can’t explain yet? Sure. I do believe in the bubbleverse theory.
799. If matter is neither created nor destroyed then is it possible that you are made up of molecules that once made up Ghandi or Jesus or Einstein?
Could be, but matter CAN be destroyed. Just ask your local black hole. What can’t be destroyed is information. And scientists aren’t too sure about that either.
800. Are you often sarcastic?
Oh, I could NEVER be sarcastic!
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