Whoops, almost forgot the weekly post. Here it is, enjoy^^
401. Some say that high school is the best time of your life. Was that
true for you?
Yes.
Yes.
402. What do you find yourself encouraging others to try?
Mostly movie or book recommendations.
403. Which is better: Mel Brooks or Woody Allen?
Mel Brooks.
404. When was the last time you were up all night?
Two weeks ago. Went to bed around midnight, was tired as hell but couldn’t sleep. The next day has been horrible.
405. __ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank.
Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Don’t google It.
406. Are people too complex and different to be categorized?
Yes. Everyone is different.
407. Is it good to have pride in your own race or does that separate people from each other because it makes them think of everyone else as 'outsiders'?
How can you be proud of something you were just born in?
408. What fictional story would you like to live through?
Lord of the Rings. But I’d die right at the beginning.
409. Are cats or dogs smarter?
Dogs.
410. Have you ever guessed someone's password and broken into their diary?
Guessed someone’s password, yes. Diary, no. Coworker had stored some important stuff on his computer and left for vacation.
411. What teacher, if any, has effected you the most in your life?
My math teacher I had in the last two years. He somehow got me from failing really hard to being quite good at it. Since then, it’s my favourite subject.
412. Are you more easily bored or excited?
I can get both really quick but it’s easier to get me excited.
413. What's the bravest or most daring thing you have ever done?
Telling people about the worst time of my life.
414. "What's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?" (- Adam Ant)
Some people just won’t let you have nice things.
415. If your man or woman served you breakfast in bed as a treat what would you want?
An explanation of how they did get into my place.
416. What do you do only when you are upset?
Coming up with plans of revenge and throwing them away again.
417. What's the oddest CD in your collection?
Some CDs from my childhood. But really weird is Jimmies Chicken Shacks “Do right”.
418. What's the best diary name you ever saw?
I’ve never seen any.
419. What would your friends be surprised to learn about you?
They would be surprised quite a lot if I would be really honest all the time.
420. Who owes you an apology?
Some teacher who blamed me for being bullied.
421. Who deserves an apology from you?
Almost everyone I’ve ever met.
422. How would you like to treat your kids differently from the way your parents treated you?
I think my parents did a good job.
Some CDs from my childhood. But really weird is Jimmies Chicken Shacks “Do right”.
418. What's the best diary name you ever saw?
I’ve never seen any.
419. What would your friends be surprised to learn about you?
They would be surprised quite a lot if I would be really honest all the time.
420. Who owes you an apology?
Some teacher who blamed me for being bullied.
421. Who deserves an apology from you?
Almost everyone I’ve ever met.
422. How would you like to treat your kids differently from the way your parents treated you?
I think my parents did a good job.
423. Which do you like best: 60's, 70's or 80's fashion?
All of them were horrible. But the least horrible I’d say were the 70s.
424. What is the worst pick up line ever used on you?
No one ever tried one on me.
425. Of the following, which word best describes you:
inventive, kinetic (energetic), light-hearted, mature
Inventive.
426. Do you own a record player?
No.
427. How easily do you make friends?
On a scale from 0 to 10: -500
428. What is the difference between having character and being a character?
You can be a character in a video game.
429. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch?
Venomous ones that would kill if being touched.
430. Do you care about your weight?
Yes, since I went up to 115kg.
431. Did you/will you go to the prom?
Yes, I did. And we watched Germany beating Argentina in the quarterfinal of the World Cup 2006.
Inventive.
426. Do you own a record player?
No.
427. How easily do you make friends?
On a scale from 0 to 10: -500
428. What is the difference between having character and being a character?
You can be a character in a video game.
429. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch?
Venomous ones that would kill if being touched.
430. Do you care about your weight?
Yes, since I went up to 115kg.
431. Did you/will you go to the prom?
Yes, I did. And we watched Germany beating Argentina in the quarterfinal of the World Cup 2006.
432. Have you ever wanted to date twins?
No.
433. What one thing would you change about high school if you could?
Making it easier to focus on one direction.
434. If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
Hide your eyes.
435. Are you artistic and creative?
Not really. Not in the terms of how art is defined. I can come up with
some creative database adjustments.
436. What were you (probably) doing on this date last year?
The same as last year. Eating fish, it’s currently Good Friday.
437. What are you obsessed with?
All kinds of nerdy stuff.
438. What was the last compliment you received?
Being good at work.
439. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
No.
440. Who would you like to be alone with right now?
As if I’d tell you that ;)
441. Do you push people away when you really want them to come closer?
Very much so.
442. Is a prenuptial agreement necessary or does it take the romance and trust out of marriage?
Since it’s very unlikely that I should ever get married, I’ve never thought about it. But it can be good since there are always people marrying just to get the money.
443. Do you lie your way out of things?
Sometimes, but not usually. Depends on how severe it is. The more damage done, the more honest I become. Weird, isn’t it?
444. Are you better at talking or listening?
Definitely listening.
445. What will only happen to you once in this lifetime?
No clue.
436. What were you (probably) doing on this date last year?
The same as last year. Eating fish, it’s currently Good Friday.
437. What are you obsessed with?
All kinds of nerdy stuff.
438. What was the last compliment you received?
Being good at work.
439. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
No.
440. Who would you like to be alone with right now?
As if I’d tell you that ;)
441. Do you push people away when you really want them to come closer?
Very much so.
442. Is a prenuptial agreement necessary or does it take the romance and trust out of marriage?
Since it’s very unlikely that I should ever get married, I’ve never thought about it. But it can be good since there are always people marrying just to get the money.
443. Do you lie your way out of things?
Sometimes, but not usually. Depends on how severe it is. The more damage done, the more honest I become. Weird, isn’t it?
444. Are you better at talking or listening?
Definitely listening.
445. What will only happen to you once in this lifetime?
No clue.
446. Know of any conspiracy theories you think might be credible?
Yes, but I can’t tell you. They’re watching me right now!
447. What are the most beautiful words that have ever been spoken to you?
I’ve been told that I’ve been quite the gentleman.
448. If it were legal would you own a human slave (race unimportant)?
No.
449. Have you ever read your own writing at a poetry reading?
No.
450. What is one simple thing that gives you the happy shivers?
Yes, but I can’t tell you. They’re watching me right now!
447. What are the most beautiful words that have ever been spoken to you?
I’ve been told that I’ve been quite the gentleman.
448. If it were legal would you own a human slave (race unimportant)?
No.
449. Have you ever read your own writing at a poetry reading?
No.
450. What is one simple thing that gives you the happy shivers?
Meeting friends I haven’t seen in a very long time.
451. What do you do for exercise?
451. What do you do for exercise?
That’s a good one! But thanks to my parents, I’m getting quite good at
car battery deadlifts.
452. Would you rather have a strict teacher with a sense of humor or a lenient teacher that doesn't teach?
Strict teacher with a sense of humour.
453. If you ever have a baby what might you want to name it?
Definitely not a name that would make its life a living hell. I’m looking in your direction, Rambo Ramon Reiner!
454. If you won free tickets to a concert from a radio show and had to choose between Inxs, Poison, Blondie and Moby, which would you choose?
Poison.
455. Are you a good cook?
I think so. Always trying new stuff but I’m failing so hard the first time.
456. Do you prefer when things come with no assembly required, even if they are a bit more expensive?
Yes, nobody got time for that.
457. Start a sentence with the words: what if
What if your life would be an RPG? Come on, you knew I was going to say that^^
458. Are you more spontaneous and unpredictable or loyal and routine?
Loyal and routine.
459. What is the highest number you can count to in your head?
Let’s just say the sun would destroy the earth first.
452. Would you rather have a strict teacher with a sense of humor or a lenient teacher that doesn't teach?
Strict teacher with a sense of humour.
453. If you ever have a baby what might you want to name it?
Definitely not a name that would make its life a living hell. I’m looking in your direction, Rambo Ramon Reiner!
454. If you won free tickets to a concert from a radio show and had to choose between Inxs, Poison, Blondie and Moby, which would you choose?
Poison.
455. Are you a good cook?
I think so. Always trying new stuff but I’m failing so hard the first time.
456. Do you prefer when things come with no assembly required, even if they are a bit more expensive?
Yes, nobody got time for that.
457. Start a sentence with the words: what if
What if your life would be an RPG? Come on, you knew I was going to say that^^
458. Are you more spontaneous and unpredictable or loyal and routine?
Loyal and routine.
459. What is the highest number you can count to in your head?
Let’s just say the sun would destroy the earth first.
460. How do you go about losing weight?
I don’t. Yet.
461. Do you have street smarts?
No.
462. Do you have a lot of common sense?
I think so.
463. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Strawberry.
464. What's your favorite movie that involves dancing?
Rocky Balboa dancing in the ring. What?
465. Would you ever want to become a guest on a talk show? If yes what would the show's theme be?
Sure, why not? Theme doesn’t matter, it’s just on my bucket list to be in a show.
466. Do you like the way you look naked?
I don’t even like the way I look clothed.
467. Have you ever dissected an animal?
No.
468. Who do you know who is brilliant?
I went to school with someone who had a better grade than 1.0. If possible, he’d have gotten a 0.9.
469. Who do you know who is dull?
Way too many people.
470. Do you ever think about time travel?
Yes.
471. What is one interesting fact you know?
A football match in South America once ended 0:0.5. The ball exploded and only the inside went over the line while the leather didn’t.
472. Do you talk to yourself?
Yes. Mostly there isn’t someone to talk to.
Do you talk to your pets?
I don’t have pets.
I don’t. Yet.
461. Do you have street smarts?
No.
462. Do you have a lot of common sense?
I think so.
463. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Strawberry.
464. What's your favorite movie that involves dancing?
Rocky Balboa dancing in the ring. What?
465. Would you ever want to become a guest on a talk show? If yes what would the show's theme be?
Sure, why not? Theme doesn’t matter, it’s just on my bucket list to be in a show.
466. Do you like the way you look naked?
I don’t even like the way I look clothed.
467. Have you ever dissected an animal?
No.
468. Who do you know who is brilliant?
I went to school with someone who had a better grade than 1.0. If possible, he’d have gotten a 0.9.
469. Who do you know who is dull?
Way too many people.
470. Do you ever think about time travel?
Yes.
471. What is one interesting fact you know?
A football match in South America once ended 0:0.5. The ball exploded and only the inside went over the line while the leather didn’t.
472. Do you talk to yourself?
Yes. Mostly there isn’t someone to talk to.
Do you talk to your pets?
I don’t have pets.
473. Do you believe that humankind has a future in space (will we live
there some day)?
We need to have or we’re going extinct.
474. Would you rather wear clothes that you don’t mind getting dirty or more delicate outfits?
Clothes I don’t mind getting dirty.
475. How do you 'live life to the fullest'?
I don’t.
476. Are you sloppy or a neat freak?
Depends. I can be both.
477. Would you rather have a trunk full of nickels or half a trunk full of dimes?
Half a trunk full of dimes.
478. What is the worst mistake you've ever made?
I’ve made so many.
479. Are you in good health?
Kind of. Could be worse, could be better.
480. Are you patriotic?
No.
Let's play fact or crap.
Is it a fact? Or is it crap?
481. The greenhouse effect is bad for your health.
Fact.
482. There are about as many molecules of air in one breath as there are hairs on your head.
Crap. Air consists of many different molecules.
483. The Miss America pageant started out as a contest in which people decorated wheel chairs and one chair was judged the prettiest.
Crap. Could be true though, but sounds weird and I have no idea.
484. To remove a tattoo a physician can place a small balloon under the skin, which is inflated so that the tattooed skin gradually stretches. Then they cut the stretched skin away.
Crap.
485. Cock fighting is a sexual sport.
Crap. Both meanings of cocks and neither is an actual sport.
486. It is the warmest time of the day during the hour that the sun is the highest in the sky.
Crap. Could be true but there are more factors to it like wind, clouds, etc.
We need to have or we’re going extinct.
474. Would you rather wear clothes that you don’t mind getting dirty or more delicate outfits?
Clothes I don’t mind getting dirty.
475. How do you 'live life to the fullest'?
I don’t.
476. Are you sloppy or a neat freak?
Depends. I can be both.
477. Would you rather have a trunk full of nickels or half a trunk full of dimes?
Half a trunk full of dimes.
478. What is the worst mistake you've ever made?
I’ve made so many.
479. Are you in good health?
Kind of. Could be worse, could be better.
480. Are you patriotic?
No.
Let's play fact or crap.
Is it a fact? Or is it crap?
481. The greenhouse effect is bad for your health.
Fact.
482. There are about as many molecules of air in one breath as there are hairs on your head.
Crap. Air consists of many different molecules.
483. The Miss America pageant started out as a contest in which people decorated wheel chairs and one chair was judged the prettiest.
Crap. Could be true though, but sounds weird and I have no idea.
484. To remove a tattoo a physician can place a small balloon under the skin, which is inflated so that the tattooed skin gradually stretches. Then they cut the stretched skin away.
Crap.
485. Cock fighting is a sexual sport.
Crap. Both meanings of cocks and neither is an actual sport.
486. It is the warmest time of the day during the hour that the sun is the highest in the sky.
Crap. Could be true but there are more factors to it like wind, clouds, etc.
487. Certain scientists specialize in studying cow farts.
Fact. There are scientists for everything. And cow farts are producing massive amounts of methane that could be used for other things.
488. The brilliant colors (reds, oranges, yellows) across the sky that we get from sunsets are caused mainly by pollution.
Fact, but only for bright red.
489. In Grimm's original fairy tale, Rapunzel is pregnant.
Fact.
490. Dracula was the first movie about a vampire.
Crap. I think it was Nosferatu with Max Schreck as Count Orlok.
491. The inventors of Corn Flakes, the Kellogg brothers, ran a school for delinquent youth.
Fact. I mean, it could be true but I don’t know.
492. "Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.
Fact. Hell, how should I know?
493. Sir Thomas Crapper invented the toilet.
Crap. Sounds way too made up.
494. The Earl of Sandwich invented the Sandwich.
Fact. But I think it was one of his servants though.
495. Some Chinese alchemists were trying to invent an immortality medicine and accidentally invented gunpowder instead.
Fact. Those crazy Chinese. They’ve been looking for weird medicine for centuries.
496. The human body is made of about 99% water.
Crap. Not 99%, that’s too much.
497. Bubble gum contains rubber.
Crap.
498 This survey to the zero power = 0.
What? Assuming “this survey” was a number or if you mean 5000, the answer is to both is crap. Any number to the zero power is always 1.
499. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Fact. I think I’ve heard about that.
500. There are 86401 seconds in day.
Crap. Even without consulting basic math, there’s no way how to get an
odd number. The real answer is 86400.
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